The Top Ten Reasons to Go Into Bull-Fighting
10. You were rejected as a rodeo clown.
9. Red is your favorite color.
8. Need a fall-back if they ban dwarf-tossing.
7. You've always loved animals.
6. All the free steak you can shake a sword at.
5. Two words: Toreador Pants!
4. You've always hated animals.
3. Only have to work on Sundays.
2. You think "Olé!" means you're gonna get some.
And the number one reason to go into bullfighting...
You've got a beef with the beef.
Last Modified: 1995 June 19