The Top Ten Things Joe and Mr. Squishy Will Do Now That the Booth is Empty
10. All the show tunes you can shake a stick at.
9. Actually play some music.
8. Say "P------k" without it being a straight line.
7. College Hockey, College Hockey, College Hockey!
6. More J poetry.
5. Two words: rollerderby tournament.
4. Dig through the record stacks, if you know what I mean.
3. Test the scratch resistance of the record library.
2. It's time for the sad accordian music.
And the number one thing Joe and Mr. Squishy will do now that the booth is empty...
More fudge sticks for us!
Last Modified: 1995 September 16