The Top Ten Other Things Not to Say at Your Advancement Exam
10. Wrap it up? I'm not done with my intorduction!
9. ...no, the x-axis is in arbitrary units, too.
8. This made a lot more sense when I was drunk.
7. Brillouin zone, shmillouin zone.
6. This theory works because we
about the characters.
doesn't equal m
4. But who was Schrödinger anyway? Some guy with a cat!
3. What a stupid question! I can't
they gave you tenure.
2. Yeah? That's not what your wife said last night.
And the number one other thing not to say at your advancement exam...
Bite me -- it's fun.
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