The Top Ten New UCSB Slogans:

• 10. What better place for a killing spree?

• 9. The best university in Greater Goleta

• 8. Solid academics and an excellent football^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hjai-alai team

• 7. UCSB -- some assembly required

• 6. A good place to learn, a great place to party

• 5. Fresh, minty taste!

• 4. Verisimilitude

• 3. Let there be light -- Bud Light

• 2. Caveat emptor

  And the number one new UCSB slogan...

• Sure, it ain't Stanford -- but who gives a rat's ass!