The Top Ten Things We'll Do On FM:
10. Clothing-optional listener call-ins
9. Call other radio stations and make funny faces
8. College Hockey Puck-Cam
7. Icelandic Sagas
6. 30 seconds of KJUC
5. "Dr. Yang, your 69 pizzas are here."
4. Spread J poetry over a 90-mile radius
3. Amateur piercing night
2. You get the ankles, and I'll get the wrists
And the number one thing we'll do on FM...
Emergency broadcast --
from my pants!
Last Modified: 1995 June 19