The Top Ten KCSB DJ Pickup Lines

• 10. Is that KKT-91 or are you just glad to see me?

• 9. What a coincidence! You like a capella Sinhalese zydeco, too?

• 8. How long have you been working for KJEE?

• 7. You bring my composers alive!

• 6. Weren't you on "Speaking of Sex" last night?

• 5. No, that's indecent; this is obscene.

• 4. I've got an emergency broadcast of love.

• 3. Let me show you how I got 10-midnight.

• 2. Let's go swim in the safe harbor, if you know what I mean.

  And the number one KCSB DJ pickup line...

• Bei mir bist du hot!