The Top Ten Things to Do with Joe Outta the Studio
10. Tell you all how cool Dick Dale's song "Mexico" is
9. Scorn Brazilian guitar études!
8. No one griping about the dirty dishes
7. Keep playing the USSR Defense Ministry Band
6. Badmouth Cornell's hockey team
5. Play all the surf music I want!
4. Return to phenomenological method of broadcasting
3. Refuse to wear my pants in the studio!
2. Claim to be romantically involved with Christina Ricci
And the number one thing to do with Joe outta the studio...
Write the damn top ten list two minutes before reading it!
Last Modified: 1995 September 22