The Top Ten Reasons to Vote for David Duke
10. White hoods to premiere at this year's Paris spring shows.
9. To help preserve the purity of the Aryan race.
8. Festive race riots.
7. For a kinder, Gentile nation.
6. Government-sponsored cross burnings on national holidays.
5. It's alliterative.
4. One step closer to being elected Führer^H^H^H^H^H^HPresident.
3. Three-fifths vote for all eligible minorities.
2. Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by this son of Pork.
And the number one reason to vote for David Duke...
What better way to prove your need for a lobotomy?
Last Modified: 1995 September 22