The Top Ten Promo Lines for a Movie About Physics Graduate School
10. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
9. Real men with HP's.
8. You'll pelt them with rocks and garbage.
7. In phase space, no one can hear you scream.
6. Be all no one should be.
Two spins up! Four sigmas!
3. 10,000 nanokelvins of excitement!
2. Absolutely no one admitted during the thrilling "Functional Integration" scene.
And the number one promo line for a movie about physics graduate school...
Destined to become a bête noir classic.
Last Modified: 1996 January 4