The Top Ten Promo Lines for a Movie About Physics Graduate School

• 10. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

• 9. Real men with HP's.

• 8. You'll pelt them with rocks and garbage.

• 7. In phase space, no one can hear you scream.

• 6. Be all no one should be.

• 5. Two spins up! Four sigmas!

• 4. Verisimilitude.

• 3. 10,000 nanokelvins of excitement!

• 2. Absolutely no one admitted during the thrilling "Functional Integration" scene.

  And the number one promo line for a movie about physics graduate school...

• Destined to become a bête noir classic.