The Top Ten Reasons to Have Brunch

• 10. Our advisors think we're working.

• 9. Just don't see enough of other physicists during the week.

• 8. Deep admiration for policies of Tudor monarchs.

• 7. Great chance to play album of Rachmaninoff's version of "The Twist".

• 6. More verisimilitude than you can shake a stick at.

• 5. Found recipe for tangy bleach quiche.

• 4. Finally got over mid-summer physics ennui.

• 3. Convinced Savas to shave his legs for it.

• 2. Any excuse to have cocktails before coffee hour.

  And the number one reason to have brunch...

• Salmonella-tainted eggs 50% off!