The Top Ten Embarrassing Ways to Die
10. Arc welding in the bathtub
9. Auto-erotic immolation
8. Being defibrilated with an iron
7. The very special love between a man and a lamprey
6. Confusing Oil of Olay with oil of vitriol
5. Winning the week-old potato salad eating contest at the county fair
4. Old Gramps was runblin' like thunder...
with your belt sander
2. Not realizing that Fleet's now makes hot glue guns
And the number one embarrassing way to die...
Five no trump
Last Modified: 1996 March 25