The Top Ten Reasons Australia is More Fun Than Utah
10. Digiridoo Music better the Utah raves!
9. Brigham Young wasn't a convict.
8. Bars in Utah don't have paintings of naked 14-year-olds.
7. State song not covered by "The Worried Men."
6. Ayer's Rock way cooler than Great Salt Lake.
5. Who's more fun at a party? Kangaroos or Mormons?
4. Get to drive on wrong side of road even when sober.
3. Not that anyone in Australia's ever sober.
2. The Friends of Bryce Canyon never mooned France.
And the number one reason Australia is more fun than Utah...
Three words: Bananas in Pyjamas!
Last Modified: 1996 March 29