The Top Ten Reasons Australia is More Fun Than Utah

• 10. Digiridoo Music better the Utah raves!
• 9. Brigham Young wasn't a convict.
• 8. Bars in Utah don't have paintings of naked 14-year-olds.
• 7. State song not covered by "The Worried Men."
• 6. Ayer's Rock way cooler than Great Salt Lake.
• 5. Who's more fun at a party? Kangaroos or Mormons?
• 4. Get to drive on wrong side of road even when sober.
• 3. Not that anyone in Australia's ever sober.
• 2. The Friends of Bryce Canyon never mooned France.

  And the number one reason Australia is more fun than Utah...

• Three words: Bananas in Pyjamas!